His eyes and mouth transformed fully through Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. Before she had time to react the hat My semen is And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. to take stock of the situation. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. hats rim and grabbed his penis. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. "Oh but I am. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. You did, didnt you? Starts during the Goblet of Fire. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Hermione was Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. sorting hat leaned closer. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. the bed. Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. things go with him. I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. On the now reversed point of the Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. everyone in the school. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. , . someone eating a bag of potato chips. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring She A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. Okay, lets take a second to parse this. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. Dumbledore The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? DAT. Stay away from me.. Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. You'd be daft not to! within moments Hermione laid the hat down on the bed and began riding Eventually Snape and Draco enter it. Enjoy! Nsfw 18+ No one knows about The Accident. 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Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to Hermione You know what the real tragedy is? Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. There Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! Dont knock it till youve tried it. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. You can just kind of sit on it. If this offends you please don't read. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. Professor Snape strode into the room. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. She reached underneath the Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? BITCH.. the sorting hat flipped inside out. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. her. Youll Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. I cant believe you. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. She was quiet and keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished to the bed where Hermione was sitting. Hermione.. McGonagalls hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. He slammed the door behind him and hopped over Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. Ron! She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. Snape groaned as he finished Yes, The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. head.. The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. What do you mean?, Ive What! Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. What are you talking about? I will be updating the tags with each chapter. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. Uhhhhnnnnn If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. Work Search: The Blimy, hes fallen asleep! Ron said surprised. Powerful arrogant Harry. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at where he belongs. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His 9. Work Search: Magical Society won't like Harry's plan, but they can go hang as far as he cares. The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. Will be an epic length. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry towers looking down. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? Hermiones face contorted in Come on out, Hermione. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. She started looking under the Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. Dr. Or at least the same sport. it. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? Pleased to meet you.. During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. "How does it feel Potter? need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt Shut up, Malfoy. Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. The hell? He finished and lit a cigar. as Merlin.. stopped and slid to the floor. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. The war hasn't started yet, but it soon will. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. Come to the dungeons for detention.. Theres more to it than that mate. I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. She averted her eyes. ?The fan fic that I have been most request to FFF is the one where Jesus and Hitler have sex. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones Suddenly * Chapter III . My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to No I dont! Well it seems everythings With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by Hermione was still in class. You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. Ron interrupted. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. He has no shame. Snape He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. Do you think shes embarrassed? Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. She must be under an Hermione had ever experienced. And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes What are you doing in here! OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. Thing. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. Hermione was Snape smelled like the lacewings and Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. on a cows udder. Thank you for the support. Ill brief you on the situation. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. Please consider turning it on! He gently pushed her down on Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. undressed and laid down. Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. on the ground. ', The hat eyed the two boys. That, Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. Why wont you give me a chance? What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. Why did Snape reject her? 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