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hasan minhaj: homecoming king transcript

Tools, Clear History. It was a big deal for a lot of us. I was like, No! Im balancing the corsage. Hes like, Thats a good point. Very heavy. And then I drove home. Tools, Clear History. photo printing bundaberg. Homecoming King has the vibe of a dinner-party story by your funniest friend and focuses on Minhaj's family backstory and upbringing in California, where his parents moved from India. Other days, No, fuck that. Youll never get it. I would get, like, Hanson Minaja Sahan Minha. Saddam Hussein. It was my English teacher. I want to be Batman. Well, of course. Brunettes? Back in the day, we had to fire up the internet like goddamn cavemen. I didnt know people could be bigoted even as theyre smiling at you, he says. Why dont you ask me the question, then Ill ask Hasan? Thats the way our parents are. Forty-four-and-a-half presidents are white. Coming Soon. Say it again. I was like, I made it! So by my senior year of high school, I had yet to go to a school dance, I had been cut from the basketball team, and I had just got off this medicine called Accutane so my skin and face was peeling. Cloth interior for life. 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. The release date of Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King is May 22, 2017. I cant say anything. Stand-up, 2022 Asian/Pacific American Heritage Month TV & Streaming Calendar. You werent the same for me, fine. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me, and I hear his accomplishments at each step. The same year, he wrote Minhaj's speech for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Your boy, headlining Gotham Comedy Club. Walk in there, be confident. Youre not Hasan Minhaj. Im like, Yo, when did Home Depot Dad become Danny Tanner? Kids start getting dates. Residency, fam! Never happens. Required fields are marked *. Dax wonders if Hasan is attracted to . But Homecoming King, the Netflix comedy special by Hasan Minhaj, is anything but traditional. Hasan, were normal. I love you guys. My life? But I cant say that. You know Bills demeanor. The church whitewashed them. She starts crying and runs out. I go to the airport. Hes here to surprise me. To which she replies, I know! Take it. But then I realized, wait, hold on. Weve got to round them up, weve got to contain them. And Ben Afflecks like, Are you crazy? People here with girlfriends are like, Babe, its different with you. Youre lying and thats okay. We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. Fine. I got a ring and then lost my powers, which is a very different Lord of the Rings. I was like, Yeah, you know, I decided not to go. I had to bring it back here. [laughter] Dont you know what this means? And usually its the kid whose birthday it is, and we stand there and point and laugh. Dad, I love her, she loves me. She went to an Ivy League law school. No one is going to marry him. Its Jewish Yoda. AP Calc? I can be me! So Im going back and forth. You know we dont end up this far. [audience sighs] And shes like, Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany not tell you? I remember being in the grocery store. I was very emo. Dont be tacky. We get in the Camry, were driving from Davis to Sacramento. There are uncles here. Im looking at my dad and I see all five-seven of him. I heard an audible Oh! Alright. I dont have a time machine. Send that shit right now! You know about this. To know that generational change is possible with one choice. God made Black saints. Six puffs, one for each championship. She was like the iPhone 8. MCAT, DAT, youre going to the Caribbean, its a wrap. I did keep my promise, though. Boom! And you know, time has passed, and I dont really think about that day. Tools, Clear History. So my dad marries my mom, they come to the States, they have me, in Davis, California, but my mom has to go back to India to finish up med school. Birthdays arent their thing. So big. No one ever did that at my school. Im blessed. Rated: TV-MA for language. But I was like, No, shes different. I hit her up late at night. The set went viral. All morning, theyre like, Mexicans, all lives matter, Arabs 12:01! Us. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. Good night. So Im going to be with him because its right. Because Ive played all my cards. I put on my Ghostbusters proton pack. I need that girl in my life. Hes like, Hanson, this is not funny. He walks over to the board, he pulls it down. Whoa! It's far from a light walk . I was like, Build that wall. I was like a little Republican. Everyone here, please be normal. My dad is like, We are normal. Killing me, you know what I mean? I love you. Drives off into the night. Oh, 15,000 miles. Its crazy, because we know nothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King TV Special 2017 TV-MA 1 h 13 m IMDb RATING 8.2 /10 7.6K YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 1:21 1 Video 3 Photos Comedy In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. A blank stare. Were going home. I walk out the door, but then I hear a voice. Because of this weve been killing each other for centuries. Maybe hes right. But you know we were 18, right? "Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj" has come to an end on Netflix. Gods not like, Youre racist. You guys knew she was white, right? My dads from that generation where he feels like if you come to this country, you pay the American dream tax. Dad had a heart attack. My dad had just suffered a quintuple bypass. She runs up to me and hugs me. I run up to her. And Aisha hates that story. Youre Hasan Minhaj. Now, against the advice of my therapist I make contact. Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. And I look at him, and Im like Dad? He had Jewish Najmi vibes. Its a big deal. Duh! I want to be president. Duh! You dont deserve so much choice. Were getting soft. You endure racism, and if it doesnt cost you your life, pay it. Im the only br0wn kid at school, Dad is the only br0wn guy at work. Everyones, How did it go? Youre like, Positive thoughts. No, its not happening. Copyright 2023 US Catholic. Look, Mom, Dad, lets just be real. Its all about location. Thats my bike. I run, but my dad beats me to the phone. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant parents. Ill never do it again., He goes, No why dont you forgive Bethany? [speaking Hindi] He wanted to be the bigger person again. He goes, Hey, man, just slow down. La Quinta Inn! We can choose what we want to adhere from the motherland. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. And then immediately behind my mom, is this little br0wn girl with a mushroom cut. Lets see what the internet is saying about me. Now Im stuttering. Youre good. Its good people and bad people. This year wouldnt be the same without you. Regal They wanted to protect their daughter. I had to bring it back here. 86% - Audience. Ive never gotten a sunburn. Her family owns a camera. My dad was like, A camera? So he runs to my grandfathers house and lays it on the line. Get him married before she changes her mind. She stepped up. And then you have the audacity to be, like, Hey, why are you so melodramatic? Because I went to war for you. Are you fucking kidding me? A kid has to get shot 16 times for us to be like, Maybe we have a race problem. For every Trayvon Martin or Ahmed the clock kid, there is bigotry that happens every day. Homecoming King, the story of the "New Brown America," is based on true events from Minhaj's first generation Indian-American experience. you move on to different chapters of your life. Its a bracket with everybodys name on it leading up to the big dance. How many times do you see that on screen? Im standing there. This is what Dad fought for. Ding-dong. Who gives a fuck? I would love to meet up. Shes like, Yeah, lets meet up. And I go from LA to New York, direct flight. I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again. Good job. No! ' I ran home, I was like, Dad, I would like to go to prom. [speaking Hindi] Which means, I will break your face. Duly noted, father. Bethany, situation at home. Its late. And Im like, It is late. And shes like I should go home. I was like, Yeah, you should Why did you say that? Her family saw stuff about us. The sad part is, I felt bad for being there. No beef! Right? Why are you bald and skinny? What? Shes like, Hasan bhai, why dont you take it out? And as an elder brother, I felt entitled to that bike. For four years, my wife and I couldn't get pregnant. I wish I could tell 18-year-old me, Hey, man, dont let this experience define you. Im picking up soda and Im like, Ah! Dont do that. Im going to live forever! Then I would trip on my Velcro shoes and I would drop the soda and it would explode. Every single br0wn mother makes your daughter quinceaera dress, chop cuts. Youre going to be on The Daily Show. I run outside. In the photo hes like, You had better get all As. Like, lets be real. Starring: Hasan Minhaj Watch all you want. 2:27. What will people think? I dont know if you know, but every time a br0wn father says log kya kahenge, a star actually falls from the sky. Because of her, I got to marry the love of my life. The first time you experience racism? LA, Chicago, New York? I was like, Nah, son. God bless. Cheese! His Netflix show Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj won two Peabody Awards and two Webby Awards . You dont get it, man. Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of India. Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. JOIN NOW But on that day, on that special day, I couldnt have been more proud to be her Hasan bhai. 25. Coming Soon. Can you write another? No, I cant. Yes. A buddy of mine sends me this screengrab. Its a very heavy ring. And, like, she learned English. And its wild that our kids will never know there was a period in time in this country where you had to make a choice between being on the internet or being on the phone. Second period rolls around like clockwork. Keywords: high school stand-up comedy immigrant experience. The Closer is Chappelle's sixth and final special under his 2016 deal with Netflix, with the other five being Deep in the Heart of Texas . At an interview, this lady said, Describe your earliest birthday memory. I was like, Do I have to? So Im six, Im turning seven. Youre not my sister. [gasps in audience] But she couldnt understand English. I was like, Yo, Facebook! Its like living in North Korea. Ive got to go back to LA. Well, Ill see you Monday, right? I was like, Why? Well, you work here. We are definitely getting married. And its not like they were yokels yelling sand n*gger! I could let that pass. Whatever. Shwarma time! I love that so much. So Im looking in the trees, the bushes I look back in the middle of the street, my dad is in the middle of the road sweeping glass out of the road like he works at a barbershop. I understand. Thank you. We go from New York, Chicago, to Nashville to LA. Fast enough to get there, but slow enough to not get pit stains. Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. Three days before prom he walks to the board. Fuck this, man! I love that so much. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. I could have been like, Dad, fight me. The night of prom rolls around. Were family. Im like, No, thats on you and Mom. Youre always stressed and always tired. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! These kids know where we live, theyre timing this, so theyre watching us. And he goes, Hey, man, relax. Im like, No! Then I hear [sings Daily Show theme] I know that voice. He saw my vision board. And look, there are some days where I can forgive that person. Turn left. I want to be a family. For years I resented that br0wn girl. I hear footsteps. Bethany, do you know why Im here? Shes always like, Oh, my God, you are so melodramatic. #its a small world. Hasan Minhaj ( / hsn mnh ( d) / HUSS-n MIN-hahzh, -hahj; [a] born September 23, 1985) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host of Indian descent. Hasan Minhaj - The Minhaj Legacy (Stand Up Comedy) comedy. Someone whos not in our tribe. We can speak at home and outside. list of munros excel; nicole wegman ring concierge family. And my dad It was her first birthday in the US. Shes like, Hey. Listen, me and my girlfriends live in Manhattan and we were wondering if we could get some tix? Question mark. So theyre rushing him to the hospital. I hope she has a good personality. Davis, what's up? In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do everything together. Were doing integrals. His brother is like, Im fucked. Whats Hasan-bye? I went to school with a bunch of Ryan Lochtes. Laugh. Youre like, Whats the difference? My dad picked it up before me. 22nd Ave Pompano Beach, Fl. She knew the rules. Youll need them later. Like, I had vision as a six-year-old. Im going to do that, then Ill come home. And I did a set at the Comedy Store. Right? You understand? Youre funny. Which is a tell-tale sign of being, like, Hey, man. Dont just, like, go into it. I love you, my white princess. [laughter] You see me. It is his exuberant recitation of his origin story, of. 8.2. What is that? Wait, Im standing there on that doorstep, like, Wait, you want me to change my life because of log kya kahenge? Does the Catholic Church really believe women are people? Im, like, No! The special navigates serious subjects while still being laugh-out-loud funny. [laughter] I wish I had said, Fuck that, Im going to the dance. I didnt. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Incredible! You realize my parents physically never saw each other? Im asking you, say something! He looks at me and goes, Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi] These things happen, and these things will continue to happen. This paper aims to explore the humour discourses of American Muslim standup comedians in response to Islamophobia in the post 9/11 era. I love you! Youre the color of poop. Thats memory number one. This is fucked up. You're almost there! We love this country, please believe me. Nobody loves this country more than us. Youre doing comedy now. For this, we honor it with a Peabody Award. Its done. Its real. Its too much. Isnt there something bigger that unites all of us outside of race, color, creed, class? This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Have fun in med school. Which is a huge lie. In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. There are just a few apps missing. I turn around and I look, but shes gone. So I was wondering, will you go to prom with me?, I was like, Yes, my white princess. As soon as I said that, I was like, No! I had bitten off more than I could chew. And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. She got all these people working together. I gave you the first ride. And Im looking down at her, and Im like, Man Im being a dick. Like, this whole time I was looking for acceptance from Cody, Corey and Cole [laughter] and I had it right here this entire time. So, Hasan, be brave. The story begins with Minhaj's parents getting married in . Minhaj wants viewers to understand the place he is coming from, which frequently results in big tonal shifts. You guys do this all the time. And it is Aisha, and she is pissed. Want to audition for The Daily Show? Thats not a question. Immigrants slap your face and bruise your soul. Why? This is new br0wn America. Marry a white girl? Weve been warring for centuries. And I wish I could tell 18-year-old me that, but I cant. Come to New York. Especially in middle school, if a girl called the house, you had to pick up the phone before your parents. But, but you have to write another original piece. And, like, Seema was that chick, you guys. Why not? Minhaj was catapulted onto the national stage in 2017 when he performed at the 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner (wearing the same Cole Haan shoes). Hasan, be brave. Its a very beautiful poem. To tell them youre good enough. So for her birthday, he brings everyone into the living room. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Phone rings. Just saw my high school prom date in a Pizza Hut ad. #throwback. I would love to hear that story., Tell me more. What? Oh, my God. [laughter] They wont get it, dude. 78% - Critics. Every day I walk past their building during lunch. Youre about to go to prom with Bethany motherfucking Reed.. Not going to be a doctor? [makes crushing sounds]. This isnt high school. When youre ready, Jon will come down. I cant die. Never happened. Because she knew the rules. Never happened. I was like, Oh, hey, whats up? Me, Jehovahs Witness girl, Korean exchange students, going to the prom? Mrs Reeds like, You want br0wnies? Yeah. But as soon as I say that He looks at me like I believe in Santa. Coming Soon, Regal Please dont say anything. The courage to do what is right has to be greater than your fear of getting hurt. The show more or less concludes with Minhaj accepting that advice, letting the hatred leave his heart. No, wait. So I start clicking around. Minhaj broke the news on Twitter, saying, "I got to work with the best writers, producers, researchers, and animators in the. Im home. Nine in a box for just ten bucks. Hey idiot, pick up your phone. No fun, no girlfriends. Wow, you dick. You stood up the new girl? Do you know what day it is? Its Saturday. No, its my birthday. Sit here. Im walking up to the doorstep, and Im about to ring the doorbell when Im like, Wait. Number two, you want me to change my life to appease some aunty and uncle Im never going to see? Lives in Manhattan. Duh, we knew that. Like, I really wanted to go with you. Round them up, contain them? Im fucked. You guys decided to get your Angelina Jolie on, and bring over this FOB. I recently got married, you guys. Theyre in New York. Me and Dad run outside and all the windows on the Camry are smashed in. Second marriage, Tools, Clear History. Weve had a great track record. And I know the privilege debate is very heavy for white people. Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come out. Just all traps. I never knew I never knew if I would do anything more than Pizza Hut. Youre a good kid. Its not fair, because shes not a refugee. Run it with me. Were walking down the hallway, and I see all these photos of the old correspondents that came before me. Hasan, get up! My dad sits everybody down. No! Im like, Why are we here? Thats a big hand. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 | Maturity rating: 15 | 1h 12m | Stand-up Comedy Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. We decide to move in together. You know the way it is. Watch Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King | Official Trailer. And I dont know why I get to Kaiser and run upstairs. Youve seen this on TV. Hasan Minhaj: Every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy. Dont clap. Go for it. See you next week. Therapy is bullshit. Gotham Comedy Club, New York City. Fox News is incredible. Thirty years ago in a town in India, population 990,000 thats a small town my dad heard a buzz in the streets about this woman named Seema, my mom. Who was I to ruin their picture-perfect celebration? Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad. Do you want it? Navigate accordingly. In the third grade, Miss Anderson said, Write what you want to be. Some kids were like, an astronaut, or a firefighter. I was like, I want to be white. [shocked laughter] What do you mean? I want this part of my skin to be all of my skin. And it wasnt like, I hate melanin. I love melanin. I get a call. Isnt life like biryani, where you push the weird shit to the side? Privacy Policy Youve got cards to play. Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. I had a question. I was like, Hey! She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kiss. Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart. Your courage to do whats right has to be greater than your fear of getting hurt. Im about to pop a wheelie. August 11th, 1993. Im signing this piece of paper and looking at him, and I feel like Im signing a death certificate. Why cant I put my head down and do what Im supposed to do? The producer is like, Well run it a few times. And I sit down and I get to the desk. Goodnight. Boom. And I had a sister. And Muslims, we dont eat pork. I put on the JC Penney suit. I got a career I hate from my parents. Its a lie. Reply. Popping out of your mom is like real estate. I know you guys have problems. Its a generational thing. Happy Birthday., Savage, right? Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. Fuck. Dont mind if I do. You should follow your dreams. [laughter] Maybe I will. I jump on stage! And Aisha senses it. I did what a lot of early comedians do. I could give it to you. Whatever I lacked in real-life game, my digital game bananas. Its Jon. She has this look of concern. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. Three? Lets move on to Aisha., One day I get an email from my manager. When the familys car windows were smashed, Minhaj reacted with anger, while his father calmly swept up the glass and said, These things happen and these things will continue to happen. It was a defining moment where Minhaj realized the large gap separating him from his fathers generationhis father saw racism as part of an American Dream tax, while Minhaj, born in America, had the audacity of equality., This gap surfaces again when Minhaj is introducing his family to his eventual wife. Im not Saddam.. Fresh TV Trailers. Daily Show senior correspondent Hasan Minhaj did not hold back on barbs directed at President Donald Trump and his administration during the White House Correspondents' Dinner. 7:07. Maybe I will follow my dreams. Then Bethanys like, Hey, we always study at my house. Anda juga bisa memberi kami like dan melakukan share ke media sosial sebagai bentuk dukungan terhadap kami, agar kami makin bersemangat menyajikan Koleksi Film Sub Indo. I really believe love is bigger than fear. No. I need her. They did this to me. Why dont we study at your house? I was like, Ive got to go. What, invite you over to my house? Dad walks through. 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hasan minhaj: homecoming king transcript